80-tallets beste plater?

Det amerikanske musikknettstedet Pitchfork har snekret en del lister med overraskende innhold de siste årene. Deres ferske liste over 80-tallets beste plate (dette ligger mitt hjerte nært) er noe mer i tråd med virkeligheten.

Snurrige valg

Jeg synes riktignok ikke at Prince’s «Purple Rain» er den aller beste, men det er like fullt et greit og relativt forståelig valg til topplassen. Michael Jacksons «Thriller» på andreplass er også levelig, selv om det ikke ville ha vært mitt valg. N.W.A.s «Straight Outta Compton» på tredjeplass? Nå har jeg nylig sett både film og dokumenter om N.W.A og har faktisk fått litt sans for musikken, men den plata er bare ikke 80-tallets tredje beste utgivelse. Pixies er fortjent inne på topp 15 med «Doolittle».

Men alt er ikke vel i paradiset. For her er en del uhyre merkelige valg:

For å fokusere på de 50 beste: Hvorfor er Janet Jackson der? Hennes kommerse dusinvarepop har ingenting på en slik liste å gjøre. Laurie Anderson virker også merkelig. Og Eric B. & Rakim? Slick Rick??

The Replacements, Hüsker Dü og Echo & The Bunnymen er på lista, men burde ha vært høyere opp. Det samme gjelder Paul Simons «Graceland». Beste R.E.M.-plate (Murmur) plasseres på 39. plass, mens «Reckoning» er nummer 90. Det blir for dumt. The Stone Roses’ debutplate gis en 88. plass – det er en fornærmelse.

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En rekke av mine favoritter fra 80-tallet er rett og slett ikke på lista. Det gjelder blant annet Dream Syndicate, Lone Justice, Green On Red, The Church, Roky Erickson, Los Lobos, Donald Fagen, Camper Van Beethoven, Rain Parade, Steve Earle, Wall of Voodoo, Triffids, Long Ryders og Paul Kelly.

En rekke britiske navn glimrer med sitt fravær, for eksempel Orange Juice, Pogues, Waterboys, Madness, Pink Floyd, The La’s, OMD, House of Love og Monochrome Set.

Og da faller denne lista gjennom så det ryker.

Slik er lista:

  1. Prince and the Revolution, Purple Rain
  2. Michael Jackson, Thriller
  3. N.W.A., Straight Outta Compton
  4. Kate Bush, Hounds of Love
  5. Talking Heads, Remain in Light
  6. Public Enemy, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
  7. Sonic Youth, Daydream Nation
  8. Janet Jackson, Control
  9. The Cure, Disintegration
  10. Sade, Diamond Life
  11. Eric B. & Rakim, Paid In Full
  12. Joy Division, Closer
  13. The Smiths, The Queen Is Dead
  14. Pixies, Doolittle
  15. Beastie Boys, Paul’s Boutique
  16. Madonna, Madonna
  17. Prince, Sign o’ the Times
  18. Kraftwerk, Computer World
  19. New Order, Power, Corruption and Lies
  20. Boogie Down Productions, Criminal Minde
  21. De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising
  22. Laurie Anderson Big Science
  23. Minor Threat Complete Discography
  24. Talk Talk – Spirit of Eden
  25. Arthur Russell World of Echo
  26. Prince 1999
  27. Cocteau Twins Treasure
  28. Bruce Springsteen Nebraska
  29. Eric B. & Rakim Follow the Leader
  30. Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation 1814
  31. Slayer Reign In Blood
  32. Pixies Surfer Rosa
  33. Prince Dirty Mind
  34. Leonard Cohen I’m Your Man
  35. The Replacements Let It Be
  36. Black Flag Damaged
  37. Sade Stronger Than Pride
  38. Run-D.M.C. Raising Hell
  39. R.E.M. Murmur
  40. The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy
  41. Bad Brains Bad Brains
  42. Tom Waits Rain Dogs
  43. The Smiths Hatful of Hollow
  44. Sinéad O’Connor The Lion and the Cobra
  45. Fugazi Fugazi
  46. Dinosaur Jr. You’re Living All Over Me
  47. U2 The Joshua Tree
  48. Slick Rick The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
  49. Paul Simon Graceland
  50. ESG Come Away with ESG
  51. Sonic Youth EVOL
  52. Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
  53. David Bowie Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
  54. The Replacements Tim
  55. Metallica Master of Puppets
  56. Bruce Springsteen Born in the U.S.A.
  57. Galaxie 500 On Fire
  58. My Bloody Valentine Isn’t Anything
  59. Kate Bush The Sensual World
  60. EPMD Strictly Business
  61. Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
  62. Glenn Branca The Ascension
  63. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds From Her to Eternity
  64. Grace Jones Nightclubbing
  65. Violent Femmes Violent Femmes
  66. Vangelis Blade Runner
  67. Julee Cruise Floating Into the Night
  68. Husker Du Zen Arcade
  69. Metallica Ride the Lightning
  70. Ultramagnetic MC’s Critical Beatdown
  71. Motorhead Ace of Spades
  72. Michael Jackson Bad
  73. This Heat Deceit
  74. Bob Marley and the Wailers Uprising
  75. Siouxise and the Banshees Juju
  76. Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
  77. Depeche Mode Music for the Masses
  78. Madonna Like a Prayer
  79. The Fall This Nation’s Saving Grace
  80. Manuel Gottsching E2-E4
  81. Brian Eno/David Byrne My Life in the Bush of Ghosts
  82. Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
  83. Jungle Brothers Straight Out the Jungle
  84. Lucinda Williams Lucinda Williams
  85. The Blue Nile Hats
  86. Guns ‘N’ Roses Appetite for Destruction
  87. Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair
  88. The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
  89. Cocteau Twins Blue Bell Knoll
  90. R.E.M. Reckoning
  91. George Michael Faith
  92. Fleetwood Mac Tango in the Night
  93. Steve Reich Different Trains/Electric Counterpoint
  94. Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
  95. Brian Eno/Daniel Lanois/Roger Eno Apollo: Soundtracks and Atmospheres
  96. Fela Kuti Coffin for Head of State
  97. The Raincoats Odyshape
  98. Nirvana Bleach
  99. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo Road to the Riches
  100. Cyndi Lauper She’s So Unusual
  101. Alice Coltrane Turiya Sings
  102. Wipers Youth of America
  103. Beastie Boys Licenced to Ill
  104. Public Image Limited Second Edition
  105. Boogie Down Productions By All Means Necessary
  106. Laurie Spiegel The Expanding Universe
  107. The Feelies Crazy Rhythms
  108. Young Marble Giants Colossal Youth
  109. The Cure The Head on the Door
  110. X Los Angeles
  111. Roxy Music Avalon
  112. New Order Technique
  113. Spacemen 3 Playing with Fire
  114. INXS Kick
  115. Madonna Like A Virgin
  116. Misfits Walk Among Us
  117. Whitney Houston Whitney Houston
  118. Philip Glass Solo Piano
  119. Steely Dan Gaucho
  120. Run-D.M.C. Run-D.M.C.
  121. Pretenders Pretenders
  122. Beat Happening Beat Happening
  123. The Go-Go’s Beauty and the Beat
  124. Bruce Springsteen Tunnel of Love
  125. Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (Melt)
  126. David Bowie Let’s Dance
  127. Pet Shop Boys Actually
  128. AC/DC Back in Black
  129. The D.O.C. No One Can Do It Better
  130. Scientist Scientist Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampires
  131. Echo and the Bunnymen Ocean Rain
  132. Prefab Sprout Steve McQueen
  133. XTC Skylarking
  134. Jane’s Addiciton Nothing’s Shocking
  135. Big Black Songs About ****ing
  136. Neneh Cherry Raw Like Sushi
  137. Horace Andy Dance Hall Style
  138. Big Daddy Kane Long Live the Kane
  139. The Durutti Colum Vini Reilly
  140. 3rd Bass The Cactus Album
  141. Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
  142. Midori Tadaka Through the Looking Glass
  143. Descendents Milo Goes to College
  144. The Clash Sandinista!
  145. Daniel Johnston Hi, How Are You: The Unfinished Album
  146. Geto Boys Grip It! On That Other Level
  147. Virginia Astley In the Gardens Where We Feel Secure
  148. Rites of Spring Rites of Spring
  149. Anita Baker Rapture
  150. La Monte Young The Well-Tuned Piano
  151. The Clean Compilation
  152. Meat Puppets II
  153. Meredith Monk Dolmen Music
  154. LL Cool J Radio
  155. Elvis Costello and the Attractions Imperial Bedroom
  156. Stevie Wonder Hotter Than July
  157. MC Lyte Lyte as a Rock
  158. Judas Priest British Steel
  159. Various Artists The Indestructible Beat of Soweto
  160. Mr. Fingers Amnesia
  161. Richard & Linda Thompson Shoot Out the Lights
  162. King Sunny Adé and his African Beats Syncro System
  163. Ryuichi Sakamoto Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence
  164. Pauline Oliveros/Stuart Dempster/Panaiotis Deep Listening
  165. Swell Maps Jane from Occupied Europe
  166. Ice-T Rhyme Pays
  167. Au Pairs Playing with a Different Sex
  168. Nurse with Wound Soliloquy for Lilith
  169. The Faith/Void The Faith/Void
  170. Yellowman Mister Yellowman
  171. Scritti Politti Cupid & Psyche 85
  172. Duran Duran Rio
  173. Tina Turner Private Dancer
  174. Ornette Coleman In All Languages
  175. Godflesh Streetcleaner
  176. Psychic TV Dreams Less Sweet
  177. Queen Latifah All Hail the Queen
  178. Joe Jackson Night and Day
  179. LiLiPUT LiLiPUT
  180. 808 State 90
  181. Nuno Canavarro Plux Quba
  182. ABBA The Visitors
  183. The B-52’s Wild Planet
  184. Change The Glow of Love
  185. Too $hort Life is… Too $hort
  186. Paul McCartney McCartney II
  187. Tom Tom Club Tom Tom Club
  188. Yoko Ono Season of Glass
  189. Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician
  190. Ini Kamoze Ini Kamoze
  191. Bronski Beat The Age of Consent
  192. Salt-N-Pepa Hot, Cool and Vicious
  193. Flipper Generic Album Flipper
  194. Patrice Rushen Straight from the Heart
  195. Cecil Taylor For Olim
  196. Virgo Virgo
  197. Whodini Escape
  198. Mercyful Fate Don’t Break the Oath
  199. Tenor Saw Fever
  200. Malcolm McLaren Duck Rock